Archive for Police Reports
The Masturbating Holdup
Posted by: | CommentsIt’s a Goofy World Out There!
I had a creepy neighbor in the past, I wonder the bandit was him? The poor Cop who had to go to the house and take the police report from this guy. I wonder if he was still masturbating when the police arrived on the crime scene?
Help The Cat Police Report
Posted by: | CommentsIf this was my neighbor I would move! Or have the Cat brought to a field to live far far away. And we wonder why the police take a long time for some calls, they are responding to this crap.
Arnold Schwarzenegger The Stalker
Posted by: | CommentsIs it true? The Kindergarten Cop Arnold Schwarzenegger is stalking kids? Is that why he made that movie? Maybe it’s Conan The Barbarian doing the stalking? The police are investigating it right now, this police report will explain everything.
I’m glad they get to the bottom of this one! Conan The Destroyer was and is still my favorite movie of all time!
This Could Only Happen at Walmart
Posted by: | CommentsI can’t even explain this one, I just wonder if this was a Walmart employee or Walmart customer that called on this Police Report!
Return Your Vibrator
Posted by: | CommentsI guess there are people who would want to return a vibrator that they don’t think works well but this lady is NUTS! I’m glad she is from California and not in Minnesota.
The Underwear Bandit Police Report
Posted by: | CommentsSome people rob cars for stereos, money, or even siphon gas from a cars gas tank. Not this great criminal, he’s after something way better than that. Watch For Yourself.
People Go To Jail For Sarpinos Pizza
Posted by: | CommentsI’ve heard of people using fake money before but this blows my mind. This Pizza From Sarpinos Pizza in Oakdale MN must be awesome, the things people will do for one. This might end up on the show, Americas Dumbest Criminals.
Where Are The Cops
Posted by: | CommentsHere’s a quick report where the cops might be if you are in need. Watch the clip and find out
Where Are Your Boyfriends
Posted by: | CommentsEver wonder what takes your boyfriend so long to get home? This Police Report might have the answer you were not looking to here. I hope neither one of these guys ever asks me to go have pizza.
Watch The Clip!
I wonder if they were eating the pizza and smoking in the back seat or the front?
A Firestorm DWI and a Bag of POO
Posted by: | CommentsAs you will see from the report we have an unsolved mystery, if you know anyone who is responsible for this case please contact the South St. Paul Police Dept.
